WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development, the White House has announced that all claims that had previously been dismissed as “conspiracy theories” are, in fact, true, with the one exception of the claim that Joe Biden stole the 2020 Presidential Election.
“We can now admit all of them are real, except for that one,” said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to assembled media at a press briefing. “The CIA killed JFK? True. The Moon Landing was filmed on a sound stage? True. Those crazy, dangerous claims that President Biden was not legitimately elected? That’s the only one that’s totally bogus. For sure. Don’t listen to any of that.”
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