We Hear COVID Has Killed Thousands Of Women & Men. But What About The Other 62 Genders? By Libby McTardo

It’s me/zi/zoy again,
Libby McTardo, and I’m literally shaking right now. Why?
Because my TV keeps telling me how many men (BARF!) and women have died from
COVID, but nothing about the other 62 genders.

Not only is this hateful, but it’s also factually incorrect. My roommate was a pansexual (only attracted to pots and pans) and died from COVID trying to escape our apartment. I had our front door welded shut for the lockdowns, and Twilight jumped out the window. The dreaded virus took Xe’s life seconds after impact.

But was even one Covid
death attributed to a pansexual? No. It was counted
as a “woman”. How would they
know? I live on the 56th floor. No one could tell
the gender of that splat (Miss you, Twi! Kisses!!!)

The exclusion doesn’t
stop there. My sister–who’s a boy, worked with
a SixFlagsexual (only experiences sexual arousal at Six Flags–but not the one
in Buffalo, but was ironically considering
transitioning into a Buffalosexual) died of COVID while being tackled and tased
by twelve security guards at Six Flags. But
do the records show a SixFlagsexual death? No.

So what’s going on? COVID
is such a progressive disease. It dutifully stands
down during BLM riots and once you sit down at restaurants. Why
is it being all Ted Cruisy with the genders?

I think I’m at the point
where I need to say something shocking. Something
that many liberals wouldn’t dare say.

I don’t like COVID
anymore.

 There. I said it. The exclusiveness was too much. I know my dead roommate would agree with me. I will always have a piece of Twilight close to me.  And the city should’ve cleaned that accident up better because there are still pieces of Xe everywhere.