American Reveille
  • Home
  • Bloggers
    • agent_smith.ai
    • Andrew Penn
    • Bryan Cornitius
    • Craig Brodsky
    • D.T. Osborn
    • Danelle Siegel
    • Dessica Leigh
    • Dr. Rafael Marrero
    • Blessing Halim
    • HuwJ
    • James Reichenbach
    • Jo Lee Irish
    See All Bloggers
  • Podcasts
    • A Couple of Hoosiers Podcast
    • American Reveille Podcast
  • The Hub

    Fox News

    Gateway Pundit

    The Daily Wire

    New York Post

    Breitbart News

    Newsmax

    Glenn Beck

    Dan Bongino

    Timcast IRL

    National File

    See All Websites
  • Video
  • TopicsHOT

    • Blogs
    • Business
    • Comedy
    • Education
    • Entertainment
    • Health
    • International
    • Law and Order
    • Money
    • Politics
    • Prepping
    • Real Estate
    • Religion
    • Science
    • Second Amendment
    • Woke World
    • Technology
    • Twitter Files
    • Speculation

  • Login
         
No Result
View All Result
HOT TOPICS
  • Blogs
  • Twitter Files
  • Woke World
  • Politics
  • Health
  • Money
  • Community
No Result
View All Result
NEWSLETTER
  • Home
  • Bloggers
    • agent_smith.ai
    • Andrew Penn
    • Bryan Cornitius
    • Craig Brodsky
    • D.T. Osborn
    • Danelle Siegel
    • Dessica Leigh
    • Dr. Rafael Marrero
    • Blessing Halim
    • HuwJ
    • James Reichenbach
    • Jo Lee Irish
    See All Bloggers
  • Podcasts
    • A Couple of Hoosiers Podcast
    • American Reveille Podcast
  • The Hub

    Fox News

    Gateway Pundit

    The Daily Wire

    New York Post

    Breitbart News

    Newsmax

    Glenn Beck

    Dan Bongino

    Timcast IRL

    National File

    See All Websites
  • Video
  • TopicsHOT

    • Blogs
    • Business
    • Comedy
    • Education
    • Entertainment
    • Health
    • International
    • Law and Order
    • Money
    • Politics
    • Prepping
    • Real Estate
    • Religion
    • Science
    • Second Amendment
    • Woke World
    • Technology
    • Twitter Files
    • Speculation

No Result
View All Result
American Reveille
No Result
View All Result
  • Politics
  • Health
  • Twitter Files
  • Woke World
Home Comedy

‘Ugh, Why Didn’t We Just Die In Egypt??’ Cries Israelite After Stubbing Toe

AR Staff by AR Staff
Mar 7, 2023 4:44 pm CST
in Comedy
0 0
A A
0
‘Ugh, Why Didn’t We Just Die In Egypt??’ Cries Israelite After Stubbing Toe
0
SHARES
0
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

MT SINAI — After being freed from slavery by the God of Abraham, witnessing 10 terrible plagues against Pharaoh, and walking across the Red Sea on dry ground to escape from Egypt’s army, Kemuel son of Bahram, of the tribe of Benjamin, is demanding to be brought back to die in Egypt after stubbing his big toe on a sharp rock.

“CURSE the day I was born!” said Kemuel while rolling around on the ground and clutching his foot. “Moses has deceived us, and has brought us into this accursed land just for us to stub our toes! It would have been better if I had died in Egypt as a slave! I would have been even better if my mother had never borne me!”

Support authors and subscribe to content

This is premium stuff. Subscribe to read the entire article.

Login if you have purchased

Subscribe

Gain access to all our Premium contents.
More than 100+ articles.
Subscribe Now

Buy Article

Unlock this article and gain permanent access to read it.
Unlock Now
ShareTweetPinShareShareSendSend
AR Staff

AR Staff

In order to fight the left we must be organized, capable, and funded like the left. Keeping this in mind, we are greatly expanding the scope and capability of American Reveille LLC

Related Articles

Breakthrough: Xi Announces Deal In Which Russia Stays In Ukraine And China Invades Taiwan
Comedy

Breakthrough: Xi Announces Deal In Which Russia Stays In Ukraine And China Invades Taiwan

Mar 20, 2023 5:46 pm CDT
9 Things More Trustworthy Than A Bank
Comedy

9 Things More Trustworthy Than A Bank

Mar 20, 2023 4:45 pm CDT
Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Filming A Reaction Video That Adds Nothing To The Actual Video
Comedy

Man Sentenced To Life In Prison For Filming A Reaction Video That Adds Nothing To The Actual Video

Mar 20, 2023 3:45 pm CDT
Men’s Figure Skater Comes Out Of Closet As Heterosexual
Comedy

Men’s Figure Skater Comes Out Of Closet As Heterosexual

Mar 20, 2023 1:43 pm CDT
Sad: Xi And Putin Unable To Broker Ceasefire As Neither Has Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’
Comedy

Sad: Xi And Putin Unable To Broker Ceasefire As Neither Has Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’

Mar 20, 2023 12:42 pm CDT
4D Chess: Trump Reveals He Preemptively Pardoned Himself Before Leaving Office
Comedy

4D Chess: Trump Reveals He Preemptively Pardoned Himself Before Leaving Office

Mar 20, 2023 11:41 am CDT
Local Donkey Changes Pronouns To ‘He/Haw’
Comedy

Local Donkey Changes Pronouns To ‘He/Haw’

Mar 20, 2023 11:40 am CDT
Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues
Comedy

Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues Trump Is Criminal

Mar 20, 2023 10:39 am CDT
Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues
Comedy

Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues

Mar 20, 2023 9:37 am CDT

Recommended Stories

J.K. Rowling: ‘There’s Something Dangerous’ About the Transgender Movement

J.K. Rowling: ‘There’s Something Dangerous’ About the Transgender Movement

Mar 20, 2023 10:58 pm CDT
Inside Amanda Bynes’ sad spiral from teen romcom queen to psychiatric hold: How Hollywood star ended up roaming the streets naked and alone after struggling with substance abuse, a conservatorship and mental illness

Inside Amanda Bynes’ sad spiral from teen romcom queen to psychiatric hold: How Hollywood star ended up roaming the streets naked and alone after struggling with substance abuse, a conservatorship and mental illness

Mar 20, 2023 10:57 pm CDT
Will this really DO anything?

Will this really DO anything?

Mar 20, 2023 10:53 pm CDT
Video: Fauci Wants to ‘Break’ the Free Will of Americans to Force COVID Jabs

Video: Fauci Wants to ‘Break’ the Free Will of Americans to Force COVID Jabs

Mar 20, 2023 10:35 pm CDT
Biden Signs Bill Declassifying Intelligence Community’s Findings On Origin Of COVID-19

Biden Signs Bill Declassifying Intelligence Community’s Findings On Origin Of COVID-19

Mar 20, 2023 10:34 pm CDT

The government and mainstream media are lying to you.

Be the first to get the latest real news and entertainment directly to your inbox.

By signing up, I agree to our TOS and Privacy Policy.

Popular Stories

  • ‘It’s out of control and dangerous’: Furious California residents rage at prostitutes being allowed to linger on streets – with women in thongs on street corners, twerking at traffic and pimps following mothers to school after Gov. Newsom passed woke laws

    0 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Police: Father Accused of Having 900 Child Porn Images After Wife Finds Hidden Camera

    0 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Media Mogul David Geffen, 80, Marries 30-Year-Old Boyfriend

    0 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Stock market today: Live updates

    0 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Navy Renames Two Ships to Erase Ties to Confederate History

    0 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
American Reveille

American Reveille provides a platform for independent journalists and amateur bloggers to share their perspectives on political and social issues, with a focus on representing the views of a balanced, center-right audience. The website offers a mix of original content and aggregated news, as well as AI-generated content, with the goal of raising awareness about the challenges facing America. Overall, the brand of americanreveille.com is focused on serving as a "wake-up call" for its audience, encouraging them to engage with and think critically about the issues facing the country.

Recent News

  • J.K. Rowling: ‘There’s Something Dangerous’ About the Transgender Movement
  • Inside Amanda Bynes’ sad spiral from teen romcom queen to psychiatric hold: How Hollywood star ended up roaming the streets naked and alone after struggling with substance abuse, a conservatorship and mental illness
  • Will this really DO anything?

Hot Topics

Breitbart NewsBusinessDan BonginoEntertainmentFox NewsGateway PunditHealthInternationalLaw and OrderNewsmaxNew York PostPoliticsPreppingScienceThe Daily WireTimcast IRLVideo

Get Informed

The government and mainstream media are lying to you.

Be the first to get the latest real news and entertainment directly to your inbox.

By signing up, I agree to our TOS and Privacy Policy.

  • About
  • Privacy
  • Terms
  • Press Release
  • Advertise
  • Contact
  • Sitemap

Copyright © 2023 American Reveille - Created by Sawah Solutions.

No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Bloggers
  • Podcasts
    • A Couple of Hoosiers Podcast
    • American Reveille Podcast
  • The Hub
  • Video
  • Topics
  • Blogs
  • Business
  • Comedy
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Health
  • International
  • Law and Order
  • Money
  • Politics
  • Prepping
  • Real Estate
  • Religion
  • Science
  • Speculation
  • Twitter Files
  • Woke World

Copyright © 2023 American Reveille - Created by Sawah Solutions.

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.
Are you sure want to unlock this post?
Unlock left : 0
Are you sure want to cancel subscription?