SAN FRANCISCO, CA – An attention-seeking TikTok video created by a big fat lib went viral this week. In the video, San Francisco resident Karen McKarenson is warning Bay Area residents that the city has become so violent the only reason to leave their homes is to vote for Democrats or if you want to get raped.
“You guys, I tried grocery shopping again yesterday. I made it to the cereal aisle with only minor gunshot wounds. But when I picked up a box of Raisin Bran, a super dark-skinned white man was hiding inside the shelf and lunged at me with a knife,” she explained in a sing-songy tone. “I did the responsible thing and grabbed an elderly woman and used her as a shield. I just wish the authorities were there to blow him with an air horn.”
She
went on to explain that not a single person in San Francisco should leave their
house except for one reason.
“Please, you guys. Only leave your apartment to vote for more Democrats,” she explained. “When leaving your house, please avoid stairs and elevators. Just jump off the fire escape. It’s faster. Do a zig-zag-style sprint to the nearest voting drop box and do the smart thing. Vote in more Liberal Democrats. You’ll probably not make it home, but you’ll die knowing you helped usher in a safe and decent society.”
Update: Karen McKarenson has revised her reasons for
leaving home to include all BLM riots.
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