WASHINGTON, DC — An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial meeting with President Joe Biden left them confused and exasperated, sources say.
“I guess he’s not the leader they were expecting,” said an insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It was the classic sci-fi movie scenario, with the aliens arriving and telling us, ‘Take us to your leader.’ We quickly set up a meeting with President Biden, and things went downhill from there.”
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