SALISBURY, MD — Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation being nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.
“Ooo you have really nice veins – I know this because I’m a nurse! Did I already mention that I work in a hospital?” Local nurse Beytina De Abarca spoke to reporters and recounted those now-famous words. The prior record-holder is a Cincinnati nurse named Jessica Gwinn, who had only made it 2.59.07 minutes before crying out “I’M A NURSE!” after a dare to see how long she could go without talking about her job.
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