Look At This Absolute CHAD Riding On Of Those Motorcycles With Three Wheels

Can you say “bad to the bone”? We hope so, because that’s what you’ll be compelled to say when you get a load of this ABSOLUTE LEGEND who’s riding a motorcycle with not one, not two, not five, but THREE FRIGGIN’ WHEELS.

****RECORD SCRATCH****

DID WE SAY THREE WHEELS?!?!

That’s right, we did. We looked over expecting to see a regular, lame-o motorcycle with two wheels and then were like – whaaaaaaa?!?! There’s a whole extra wheel on the front there! That’s over 49% more wheel!!!!

We just had to do a double-take when CHADDY MCCHADDERSON over here rode on by, a rebel without a cause, a real devil-may-care renegade, a man who looks at a motorcycle with two wheels and laughs in derision – because he has three.

So the next time you hear the roar of a road hog, you’d better look twice and make sure it’s not this fella rippin’ through your town leaving a trail of ice-cold audaciousness and exhaust behind him – and one more tire track than usual.

STONE. COLD. CRAZY.

Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide.