SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man’s meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
“I usually try to give it a go with the chopsticks to make the meal seem more ‘authentic,'” said Kobe Hardin. “This time, I was just too hungry. I don’t have time to be fiddling around with chopsticks when I’ve got a big pile of orange chicken ready to be eaten.”
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