Brought to you by the Hope Together Conference:
Feeling a little down? Think you’ve really screwed the pooch this time? Come with the Babylon Bee as we crack open the Scriptures and check out some Bible heroes who have done way, way stupider stuff than you!
- Adam: You may be feeling a little blue today, but did sin and death enter the world through you? See, it’s not so bad.
- Samson: His girlfriend betrayed him to be tortured by enemies – TWICE – and the third time, he STILL FELL FOR IT! Come on.
- Jonah: This guy legit tried to run away from the Creator of the universe on a boat. Way dumber than you!
- Abraham: You may have messed up today, but did you lie about your wife being your sister? TWICE?
- Balaam: This prophet of God beat the heck out of his own donkey, who was only trying to save Balaam from getting killed by an angel with a flaming sword. Ouch.
- Aaron: First he helps lead the miraculous Exodus, then he leads millions of people into idolatrous demon worship. That’s pretty bad!
- David: He failed to install a Covenant Eyes filter on his rooftop, leading to adultery, murder and ultimately his kingdom’s destruction. Puts your mistakes in perspective.
- Paul: Before encountering Jesus, he literally went from town-to-town murdering Christians. Probably worse than what you did today.
- Cain: This guy thought offering someone vegetables was a good idea. VEGETABLES!
- Peter: The rock upon which Christ would build the church once rebuked Jesus Christ over His plan to die for our sins. So, yeah, pretty stupid in hindsight!
Yikes! Feel better now? Sure you do!
NOT SATIRE: As the culture continues to decline and mental health issues continue to rise, it’s more important than ever for churches to be equipped to share the hope of Christ and help meet the growing needs of our time.
That’s why we started the Hope Together livestream conference.
Hope Together is a new conference for Christians who feel called to care, coach, and counsel with God’s Word.
You are invited to experience a life-changing 3 days of biblical training, fellowship, and networking on October 19-21 in Allen, TX – livestream option available.
At Hope Together, you will …
- Receive world-class biblical training
- Experience incredible times of worship
- Become equipped to share the hope of Christ
- Be poured into by a supportive Christian community
- Get practical tools to grow spiritually and professionally
- Be able to customize your experience with 50+ training workshops
Hear from inspiring Christian leaders including Nick Vujicic, Taya Kyle, Steve Arterburn, Pastor James Ward, Gary Wilkerson, June Hunt & more!
Learn more and sign up today – and save 20% on your in-person or virtual ticket with code BEE20 at checkout.
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