DELAWARE–On Wednesday, the popular ‘F–k Joe Biden’ chant that has rocked football stadiums around the nation finally came to the fictional President’s dinner table.
Momentum for the graphic chant picked up steam when the dinner conversation drifted towards Joe Biden’s job approval.
“Man, what haven’t you f–ked up, pops?!” Hunter yelled, bouncing a biscuit off his father’s head. “During the Trump years, I could get 5 grams of crack for only $1,000. But now… actually, since you opened up the border, everyone can get drugs way more easily, so I’ll have to give you that one.”
But Dr. Jill was still
fuming at her husband.
“And giving the Taliban $83 billion? You know how much I wanted $83 billion, ya old fart!” Jill screamed while flicking a spoonful of mashed potatoes at Joe’s head.
At that moment, the whole
first family began a boisterous ‘F–k Joe Biden’ chant. Even
the young children cupped their hands around their mouths and let their grandpa
have it.
“It was a sad and
ugly scene. I haven’t seen someone get treated this badly
since Kamala showed her face in public,” a White House staffer noted.
Update: During dessert,
one of Hunter’s prostitutes led a spirited “Trump won!” chant shortly before
dumping coleslaw over Joe’s head.
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