On Monday, House Democrats brought in Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers to review the Mueller report.
“If they can uncover absolutely anything we may have overlooked, they’d be doing this nation a great service,” Adam Schiff told The Glorious American.
Some Republicans are calling the move desperate while others are worried the crime fighting critters might actually find something on the president.
Representative Justin Amash is particularly convinced this means trouble for Trump. “I’ve seen every episode of Chip ‘n Dale and those guys get the job done,” Amash said. “I know for a fact that Donald Trump did a whole bunch of serious crimes but we just need Chip and Dale to tell us what they were.”
Update: The Rescue Rangers became disinterested with the Mueller report and asked to be reassigned to the case where Mitt Romney put his dog on his car. “That’s more our thing” Chip explained.
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