It’s with profound sadness that I announce that the days of Mr. Roper’s interlopings into your heterosexual life might be replaced by a pseudo-government agency known as the CDC.
In an article dating back to September of 2020, Jeff Diest with mises.org reported that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (yes, that CDC) had decided to assert jurisdiction over private residential leases.
Operating under the US Department of Health and Human Services (and nefarious motivations), the CDC will step in and continue to save us by essentially taking over leases of those unable to pay their rent due to lockdowns. My hero!
I find this hysterical because of the CDC’s bullshit recommendations (based on voodoo science), such as ineffective lockdowns and social distancing. They are the very reasons Americans find themselves without a pot to piss in…or the toilet paper either.
Turns out, when you close down businesses and impose restrictions that prevent you from making a buck, you don’t have enough dough to keep on the lights. And even if you did have the dough, I’d bet most would choose to spend it on a box of wine so they at least can get drunk by candlelight while trying to cope with the loss of life as they know it.
In typical government style, the CDC has created the disease so that they can provide the pill. Although, I would argue the problem falls squarely on the shoulders of the sheeple that keep acquiescing to these demands and the “Karens” patrolling parking lots and the produce aisle to make sure you have a diaper on your face.
Take Your Shot Or The CDC Will Take Your Home
And those useless pukes in Congress have basically handed over the keys to the kingdom under the HHS and now the keys to our homes. WHY? I have a hunch it’s because we are watching people’s faces sliding off their cheekbones (Bell’s Palsy) after getting the shot. That’s right, Americans are second-guessing these fake vaccines.
Speaking of adding insult to “vaccine” injury, as of this week, only 26% of the US population has gotten both experimental shots, according to USAFacts.org.
Two days ago, I was able to put two and two together after a friend (who likes to send me articles that scare the shit out of me) sent me a link from WND.com with the title: States Close Mass Vaccination Centers Due to Failing Demand.
Most of the states that have smartened up and know this experimental shot may cause them to bleed from every orifice of their bodies are in the Southeast. The states packed with liberals such as California and Washington are lining up and practically begging for their own demise. I wonder if DeSantis knows what the hell they are up to? But I digress…
So there it is. It’s not enough to take the experimental shot to enjoy a sandwich and a glass of beer at a bar, but you may be forced to take it if you want to keep a roof over your head. I see you CDC….I see you.
I’m going to leave you with some song lyrics to Three’s Company so you can be as creeped out as I am. You know, cause misery loves……company.
“Come and knock on our door
We’ve been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three’s company, too.”
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